January 16, 2005
"An Accountability Moment"
The Big Turd Sandwich believes (or was told to say) that because he received a total of 62,028,194 votes and a whopping 3,000,582 more people voted for him over John Kerry (out of 186 million eligible voters - 60,239,359 of whom voted against him*, 63,732,447 of whom decided they couldn't be bothered to vote), he is now "The President of Everybody." This impressive "mandate" also means that no one in America holds him or anyone in his administration accountable for the mess they've made in Iraq:
"We had an accountability moment, and that's called the 2004 elections," Bush said in an interview with The Washinton Post. "The American people listened to different assessments made about what was taking place in Iraq, and they looked at the two candidates, and chose me."Bush must also think his "overwhelming" victory was a mandate to continue playing dress up; for the occassion of the Post interview, his sartorial choice was "a blue Air Force One flight jacket with a red tie and crisp white shirt":