February 22, 2006

Tell Her What She's Won, Jim!


The ever-astute freakgirl has guessed the answer to "Who Said It?" -
"It (Brokeback Mountain) is an incredibly moving movie. I wish that they would take this movie and force these assholes from the religious right [to watch] -- these perverts, these Taliban motherfuckers -- who want to sit there and tell gay people they can't get married ... It shows you how, when gays have to be closeted, they ruin the lives of women and families. Everyone goes through hell. ... It is just outrageous. Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger, they were both terrific in it."
The correct answer: Howard Stern. Tell her what she's won, Jim:
"A video of Japanese kids with pork chops attached to their heads, being tormented by a giant lizard!"
Click the pic to watch your fabulous prize!


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