October 11, 2004

How Low Can The Bar Go?

All weekend, pundits were drooling all over themselves and telling the American people that Bush really, truly did well in the second debate because he didn't stink up the joint as badly as he did in the first one. I'm not sure which debate they were watching, but that shrill, defensive, petulant, unapologetic little man stunk up my living room something awful. Thank god Carl Stalling was right in his prediction that Smell-O-Vision would never work otherwise we would have had to fumigate our entire apartment (I do hear, however, that there are some neato inventions out there that do indeed work. For example: The Internets).

And, on that note, I bring you my Top 5 Moments of the 2nd Debate. Enjoy.

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