March 31, 2009

"So Much for the Theory of Evolution"



(All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.)

Apparently, I'm going to hell.

Surprisingly, this video is NSFW and conforms to the I'm Just F'in Sayin' Promise. Fundies DO say the darndest things.

More postings can be found here.

March 27, 2009

Muppet Babies + LOST = More Please


Videogum is a One-Year-Old


The site that brings us things like this:



...turns one in a coupla weeks and it's/they're celebrating by not serving free Dewars at some dive in NYC. For details, go here. I'll be there with bells on...

March 26, 2009

Please Sign This Petition


My friend's brother was kidnapped in Mexico 107 days ago. Her family has set up a petition to urge Secretary Clinton and President Obama to discuss "measures to ensure the safety and security of Americans who travel to Mexico, the safety and security of the Mexican community and the case of Felix Batista" when they meet with Mexico's president.

You can sign the petition here.

For more information about the case, you can watch this excerpt from last night's Larry King Live featuring the Batista family.

If I Had My Own Talk Show, I'd Make This Dude My Sidekick


Guaranteed ratings:


(The fun starts about 19 sec. in)

(h/t List of the Day)

March 23, 2009

WTF?!?! (Part 2)




Hang in there until the 1:08 mark.

(once again, blame You ruddy guys)

WTF?!?!




(via You ruddy guys)

The 4-Chord Secret to Some of the Worst Songs Ever Written


(with the exception of Fall at Your Feet and With or Without You. Okay, and Let It Be, I guess):



(Warning: Contains one song that keeps the I'm Just F'in Sayin' Promise alive. Also contains a ton of songs that will make your teeth hurt.)

h/t List of the Day.

March 20, 2009

The Rude Pundit Should Write for Obama


He just described Sarah Palin as "Forrest Gump without the skills."

Our "Liberal" Media




Two months! The guy's been President for two months! And he's done more good than Preznit Chimpy did in 8 years. How can any of the people in this video consider themselves journalists? Sheesh...

Sweded* Movies in One Minute/One Take






*Sweded: "The summarized recreation of popular pop-culture films using limited budgets and a camcorder. The process is called sweding. Upon completion the film has been Sweded. "

Sarah Palin: The Stimulus Impaler




Gov. Palin has decided to reject over 30% of Alaska's stimulus bill ($288 million out of $930.7 million), stating, "We are not requesting funds intended to just grow government...In essence we say no to operating funds for more positions in government."

So what exactly is the future of the Republican Party rejecting?
The biggest single chunk of money that Palin is turning down is about $170 million for education, including money that would go for programs to help economically disadvantaged and special needs students...(In addition) Palin is turning down money for weatherization, energy efficiency grants, immunizations, air quality grants, emergency food assistance, homeless grants, senior meals, child care development grants, nutrition programs, homeless grants, arts, unemployment services, air quality, justice assistance grants and other programs.
Gosh, she sure is one compassionate deciderer.

March 18, 2009

Frontal Systems!


And a built-in head wind:



(via Everything is Terrible)

Beautiful


A tilt shift video created by Keith Loutit:

Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Wish I Had Written That


The Rude Pundit on the outrage over the AIG bonuses:
"Really? Is this really the straw that snapped that fucker's spine? After all this time, after billions of dollars simply tossed into the ether over in Iraq, after paying Dick Cheney's cronies at Halliburton billions in no-bid contracts, after KBR overcharged the US government hundreds of millions for its "services" in Iraq (and after it was given a $70 million bonus while it was under investigation by the Justice Department in 2005), after money wasted hand over fist, bad over good, endlessly, it's this? AIG giving out about a tenth of a percent of its bailout money to top executives is what's gonna finally make Americans go nutzoid? Goddamn, we're adorable."
Plus, Republicans are so mad, they're "teabagging" the White House:



Please don't make me link to the definition of "dirty sanchez."

March 13, 2009

Hero




Jon Stewart took on Jim Cramer last night. Their was no contest. Sample Stewart:
"I understand you want to make finance entertaining. But it's not a fucking game...And I -- when I watch that, I get, I can't tell you how angry that makes me. Because what it says to me is that you all know. You all know what's going on. You can draw a straight line from those shenanigans to the stuff that was being pulled at Bear and at AIG and all this derivative market stuff that is this weird Wall Street side bet... Listen, you knew what the banks were doing and yet were touting it for months and months. The entire network was. And so now to pretend this was some crazy once-in-a-lifetime tsunami that no one could have seen coming is disingenuous at best and criminal at worst."
Here's the entire, uncensored interview:







Jon Stewart. Fake Journalist. Doing the Job of "Real" Journalists.

March 11, 2009

More Republican Spokesidiots Like This, Please


Victoria Jackson was never funny on Saturday Night Live. However, I think she's now found the perfect venue for her unique brand of "comedy":



The person who posted this video on YouTube actually wrote this in his description:

"Don't let the schtick fool you, this woman is smart."

Ooookay...

March 04, 2009

Like Shooting a Fat, Thrice-Divorced Drug Addict in a Barrel


Jon Stewart eviscerates Limbaugh: