December 30, 2008

 

Happy New Year from Tom Tomorrow



TMW
(Click the strip for more of This Modern World)

December 24, 2008

 

The 159th Annual Six Degrees Traveller Holiday Extravaganza!



Santa


Once again, your "humble" host Krup is spinning holiday music over on Six Degrees Traveller Radio. Sez the Six Degrees website:
On this week's edition of Six Degrees Traveler, our special guest host Krup presents his anual holiday music special. It's two hours of rare, crazy & inspired holiday madness and the perfect soundtrack to the season.
So, what are you waiting for? Click the scary Santa above or the Six Degrees logo below and start Decking Your Halls (when you get to the radio website, click the "Play" icon in the upper lefthand corner).


6 Degrees


The entire playlist can be found here.

(P.S.: The show's also available on iTunes Radio under the Eclectic and/or Electronic categories)

Merry Crimble!

 

It's Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Krupmas


(Post bumped close to the top 'cause, you know, it's almost Christmas)

As many of you know, back in the late '80s I began making alterna-Holiday Compilations for my friends and family. Since you are all now my friends (some of you may even be family), you too get to "enjoy" these festive mixes through the miracle of the internets. Click the pic below and get into the holiday spirit:


T&W
Click to listen (complete with playlist & bonus videos)

or right/click download.

And here's last year's mix, the 2006 mix and part one and part two from 2005.

Note: I've noticed that the Safari browser has trouble with these links. Send your complaints to Steve Jobs.

December 23, 2008

 

A Christmas Aimee: "Bah-F*%king-Humbug"


Chanteuse Aimee Mann, with a little help from husband Michael Penn, John Krasinski, Michael Cera, John C. Reilly and director Tim Heidecker (Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!), tackle A Christmas Carol:









(Contains bad words)

December 17, 2008

 

The FINAL Bush White House Christmas Video




videogum is convinced that the entire Bush family was on crack when they made this. I just find it amazing that these smug fucks found the time to sit around and make this crap while our economy craters. Oh, and let's not forget to "celebrate America," that great country which allowed Daddy to send 4,209 American soldiers to their deaths in Iraq. Yea America! Yea Daddy!!!

 

Bush Dodges EVERYTHING!


Click below and be mesmerized:


ak47


(Warning: Sound. Genius Sound.)

December 16, 2008

 

This Guy Just Might Be Dumber Than Sarah Palin


BUSH: One of the major theaters against al Qaeda turns out to have been Iraq. This is where al Qaeda said they were going to take their stand. This is where al Qaeda was hoping to take–

RADDATZ: But not until after the U.S. invaded.

BUSH: Yeah, that’s right. So what?
Someone needs to throw another shoe at this guy (maybe it'll wipe that dumbass grin off of his face):


ak47
(Click to play)

(h/t Mueller)

December 15, 2008

 

Wise Guy!


Pie

More here.

 

Send Your Old, Dirty, Stinkin' Shoes to George W. Bush




So suggests The Rude Pundit:
This morning, the Rude Pundit decided to honor the efforts of Muntader al-Zaidi, the Iraqi shoe-tosser, by taking out a raggedy old pair of sneakers, putting them in a Priority Mail shipping box, helpfully provided by the United States Post Office, and shipping them to President George W. Bush at the White House. He included a note that read, "This is a farewell kiss from the American people, you dog."

Since throwing objects at the president is generally considered a crime, the Rude Pundit figures sending shoes to Bush is a small, good thing, a gesture of contempt that has context. Sweet Christ, at this point, there should be giant sacks of shoes heading to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC, 20500, like letters to Santa.

The Rude Pundit is not going to hide his fucking glee at the incident. He's not going to "respect the office" or some such shit because Bush doesn't respect it, so fuck him - take a fuckin' shoe in the face - it'll probably be the only punishment our criminal president ever faces in his lifetime. All over America right now, millions of people are thinking the same thing: "About. Fucking. Time." Hell, when you watch the video, you see that the Secret Service barely cares. And you also see Bush smirk, as if thinking, "It's better than the plates Laura flings when she finds my whiskey."
So, this week, when you go to send out all of your Christmas cards and presents, why not bring along those rotting sneakers you probably have buried somewhere in your closet? I guarantee you it'll put you in the Christmas spirit.

December 14, 2008

 

I Could Watch This On A Loop For Hours


Greatest-YouTube Video-Ever:



However, it would have been even better if the journalist had scored a direct hit (and if it was Bush, not the journalist, who was dragged away screaming).

December 11, 2008

 

Videogum's Best Viral Videos of 2008!!!




Thank you videogum for making sure I wasted hours in front of the computer in 2008! Can't wait until next year.

December 10, 2008

 

Jon Stewart vs. Mike Huckabee on Gay Marriage


Jon Stewart: Game. Set. Match.


December 07, 2008

 

Cleanup on Aisle 3




Sophomoric humor at its finest and crudest. Now go home and change.

December 05, 2008

 

Best Kitty Video...Ever!




NSFW (if you work in an office where people are offended by the word "ass")

December 03, 2008

 

Curse You Videogum!


They must spend every nano-second of the day looking for great crap on the internet:



Be sure to visit them and answer the question, "Which Pug are you?" (I'm the confused one, styling the cool green name tag)

 

Proposition 8 - The Musical


See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die


Jack as Jesus: Inspired casting. And Maya Rudolph steals the show with one line.

(Interested in equality for all? Then go here.)

December 02, 2008

 

Dear Fellow Constituent:

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages and accepting donations.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt Room, which is Huge and has no ceiling.

The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.

The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.

•••

The library will also include many famous quotes by George W. Bush:

'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'

'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.'

'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription drugs and medicine.'

'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.'

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'

'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.'

'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'

'The future will be better tomorrow.'

'We're have the best educated American people in the world.'

'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.' (during an education photo-op)

'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.'

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'

PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!

Sincerely,

Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair
G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors

(h/t: reader crazyhorsedave; not sure where he got it from)

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