September 29, 2008

Steven is a Piece of Work


Steven

Well, we survived the first weekend with "Action" Steve, but just barely. We are calling in the calvary (ie: a professional trainer) to help us ween Steven off the following bad habits:
• Jumping on people
• Stealing articles of clothing
• Confusing the apartment for the bathroom
• Confusing the great outdoors with leisure time (instead of pooping and peeing, he prefers to poke his head into every doorway and then, after a spell, simply lies down in the middle of the sidewalk
• Excessive barking
Other than the above, he's a joy. No, seriously. Sort of.

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