I Think I Sort Of Remember When This Guy Was An Eloquent Speaker

Bill Clinton, campaigning for his wife at a North Carolina church:

"I didn't come here to ask you to vote for my wife," said Clinton, addressing the congregation at Church of the Pentacostal in Asheville, N.C. "I came here to ask you to pray for her. And to vote. Do whatever you want. Show up. Our country is in dire distress.

"I just want you to pray for her and to make your voices heard," he added. "Do whatever you think is right. But don't sit this out, because we are being called upon to return to our true purpose."

Yes, my friends, your true purpose is to send Bill back to the White House or "whatever you want."