"If Only That's How President's Were Ranked"

Jon Stewart on Bush's first pitch on Opening Day at the Washington Nationals' new stadium:



Fortunately, we don't pick presidents based on their athletic abilities. Or do we?



I'd love to see that wanker Joe Scarborough go one-on-one with Obama:





Not to be racist or anything, but it kind of makes sense that if White Men Can't Jump then Black Men Can't Bowl.