September 19, 2006
"Jessica & Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing..."
"Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."
This is perhaps the greatest religious quote of all time. It's right up there with this humdinger from the Pope:
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached."
Gosh, I hate to see what the Pope's breasts are gonna look like...