"SHEBAM! POW! BLOP! WIZZ!"

Courtesy of YouTube, the fabulous Brigitte Bardot and the inexplicable Serge Gainsbourg (hack? genius? pervert? French) perform a surreal little ditty called "Comic Strip" which actually contains the lyrics quoted above - and no, it has nothing to do with gastro-intestinal problems and yes, it's work safe. However, the clip with Serge & Whitney Houston is not. You can find that on your own (Hint: Click the link).