January 31, 2006


"September 11th, 2001"

George Bush pretends to study and prepare for his State of the Union speech. "It's no 'My Pet Goat' but it'll have to do," Bush told aides.

It only took the Chimp six paragraphs to mention IT:
"Abroad, our Nation is committed to an historic, long-term goal – we seek the end of tyranny in our world. Some dismiss that goal as misguided idealism. In reality, the future security of America depends on it. On September 11th, 2001, we found that problems originating in a failed and oppressive state seven thousand miles away could bring murder and destruction to our country. Dictatorships shelter terrorists, feed resentment and radicalism, and seek weapons of mass destruction. Democracies replace resentment with hope, respect the rights of their citizens and their neighbors, and join the fight against terror. Every step toward freedom in the world makes our country safer, and so we will act boldly in freedom’s cause."
Blah, blah, blah. Yadda, yadda, yadda.
"Thank you, God bless you, and may God bless America."

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