Worst President Ever

"Oh, how long can trusty Cadet Stimpy hold out? How can he possibly resist the diabolical urge to push the button that could erase his very existence? Will his tortured mind give in to its uncontrollable desires? Can he resist the temptation to push the button that, even now, beckons him even closer? Will he succumb to the maddening urge to eradicate history? At the MERE... PUSH...of a SINGLE...BUTTON! The beeyootiful SHINY button! The jolly CANDY-LIKE button! Will he hold out, folks? CAN he hold out?"

Historians (some of them "self-identified conservatives") weigh in on Dubya:

- He has taken the country into an unwinnable war and alienated friend and foe alike in the process;

- He is bankrupting the country with a combination of aggressive military spending and reduced taxation of the rich;

- He has deliberately and dangerously attacked separation of church and state;

- He has repeatedly "misled," to use a kind word, the American people on affairs domestic and foreign;

- He has proved to be incompetent in affairs domestic (New Orleans) and foreign (Iraq and the battle against al-Qaida);

- He has sacrificed American employment (including the toleration of pension and benefit elimination) to increase overall productivity;

- He is ignorantly hostile to science and technological progress;

- He has tolerated or ignored one of the republic's oldest problems, corporate cheating in supplying the military in wartime.

Heckuva job, Georgie!