November 26, 2005

 

Pointy Hats = Yay, Jimmy Hats = Nay



Rat Trojan

The Vatican, in it's apparent attempt to kill millions of people while at the same time replenish the world's population with unwanted babies, once again refuses to join the 21st century (let alone the 20th or 19th):
A Brazilian singer who promoted the use of condoms in an anti-AIDS campaign has been dropped from the lineup of next month's Christmas concert at the Vatican, organizers said Friday.

Daniela Mercury was dropped after Vatican authorities read statements by her in the Brazilian press that went "against the moral doctrine of the church," said Eligio Ermeti, a spokesman for the agency organizing the event...

The popular singer participated in a government campaign to fight AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases during this year's Carnival celebrations in Brazil. Mercury appeared in TV ads promoting the distribution of millions of free condoms and encouraging people to use them...

"We lament that the Vatican and the pope will not have an opportunity to listen to her," said Pedro Chequer, who heads Brazil's anti-AIDS program. "It's the pope's loss."
However, the pope will still be able to enjoy the vocal styling's of Paul Anka (I kid you not). Wonder if he'll sing his swinging cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit":
Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It’s fun to lose
And to pretend
She’s overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word

Hello (x 16)

With the lights out it’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea

He had me at the 8th "Hello." Thank you, I'll be here all week. Be sure to stick around for the late show. And remember kids, always wear a hat:

Jimmy Hat


Comments:
Okay, so this is officially one of the greatest blogs I have come across yet.

And it must be said that I spend a fair amount of time (read: "company time") browsing the blogs of the world.

I don't think I stopped laughing through through this ENTIRE post, and I can only say,

THANK YOU. ;)
 
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