“I didn’t say you weren’t important; I said you’re at the children’s table.”

Jon Stewart tears Graydon Carter and Vanity Fair a new one at the Magazine Publishers of America panel. Other highlights included:

“Do the men on the cover always have to be—what’s the word—glistening?” Stewart asked (Dave) Zinczenko of Men’s Health. “I enjoy health, yet when I read it, I don’t know whether to go to the doctor or rub my nipples.”

“Time magazine has been a tradition in America," Stewart said to (Jim) Kelly. "(Yet) one federal prosecutor asks for some documents, everyone pulls their underwear over their heads and you turn them over. And not only that—Newsweek breaks the story. Jim, what the f**k?”