September 30, 2005

 

Donald Rumsfeld began yesterday's daily briefing for the president by stating:

"Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq."

"That's disastrous," the President reportedly exclaimed, "That does it: we have to withdraw!"

His stunned staff reportedly watched the president slump with his head in his hands, until he finally looked up, his face ashen, and asked:

"How many is a Brazillion?"

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