"The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom."

Excellent Jon Stewart/Ben Karlin interview from Wired, mainly about how the internet is changing the way we watch television:

Your contract goes through 2008. How do you think people will be watching the show then?

Stewart: Through their nipples. I believe the show will come in through one nipple and will be broadcast out the other through some sort of projection device.
Karlin: And if you have three nipples, you're basically walking high definition.