February 07, 2005

 

A Nipple-Free America


Thanks to Paul McCartney, "the restorer of Super Bowl decency and family values," Americans were spared the embarrassment of once again seeing a certain, small body part which all of us happen to be born with (we each get at least two, as a matter of fact). Wow, Paul McCartney. Remember when he was considered cool? (I know, it's kinda hard...it's been well over 3 decades*).

In case you missed the game, you can view the highlights here.

*Sir Paul did at least manage to slip a couple of family-unfriendly lyrics past NFL officials:
...last fall, after submitting a list of the four or five songs he wanted to perform, a group of six league officials pored over his lyrics.

"Every single word," said Brian McCarthy, a league spokesman, who was one of the judges of what are deemed classic rock lyrics.
Apparently, these guys weren't hip enough to catch these references:
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona
For some California grass.

Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
But she was another man

All the girls around her say she's got it coming
But she gets it while she can
Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll baby.



Comments:
Only sorry he did sing "Why Don't We Do It in the Road". Richard Thompson cracked me up, though, with his song "Dear Janet Jackson", which is a free download at http://www.richardthompson-music.com/audio/dear_janet.mp3
 
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