Hot Flash from the CDC!!!

(from an anonymous e-mail):

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of sexually transmitted disease. This STD is contracted through irresponsible, high risk behavior.

The disease is Gonorrhea lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, having taken inadequate measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lectim include, but are not limited to: anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice marked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or-nothing behavior.

This deadly affliction is known to be pandemic in red states. It is 100% preventable through education and abstinence, but, unfortunately, there is little hope for a cure at this time.

And kids, don't forget these important sex education tips, courtesy of our federally-funded abstinence programs:

• A 43-day-old fetus is a "thinking person."
• HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, can be spread via sweat and tears.
• Condoms fail to prevent HIV transmission as often as 31 percent of the time in heterosexual intercourse.
• Women who have an abortion "are more prone to suicide" and that as many as 10 percent of them become sterile.

(source: The Washington Post)