I'M WE'RE JUST SAYIN': World O'Crap Presents:

November 12, 2004

World O'Crap Presents:

Deep Thoughts, by Peggy Noonan

Can you guess which deep thought is by SNL's Jack Handy and which is by Peggy Noonan? (hint, courtesy of WO'C: "Jack IS a professional humorist, while Peggy is regular columnist for the Wall Street Journal's editorial page")

a) Well, I just can't stop being happy.

b) I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I'll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.

Too tough? Here's another:

a) He loves sports and business and politics, and speaks their language. Normal. [...] He thinks if bad guys attack New York City and the Pentagon, we go after them and kill them--normal.

b) If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).

World O'Crap's got all the answers and more Deep Thoughts. Simply click here.

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