November 28, 2004

No Doubt About It: This is Girly

Bush Ornament
And it's only $49.95!
Make President George W. Bush a part of your family’s holiday celebrations with the “President George W. Bush” Christmas Ornament. This 4 1⁄2” likeness of President Bush makes a unique gift for friends and family who respect and support our nation’s leader...
...and who think our nation's leader looks like Liberace:
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(not that there's anything wrong with that)

Talk about putting lipstick on a pig:
Lipstick Vogue
(disturbing image courtesy AMERICAblog)

No sir, if you really, truly respect and support our dashing leader,
Bush Vogue
may I suggest this tasteful "Operation Enduring Freedom" ornament:
Freedom Ornament

The opposite side even features an "American Flag with proud fist of strength" - now that's respectful (in an almost rock 'n' roll kind of way):
proud
"Rock On!"

Unfortunately, it's too late to bid on the ultimate in leader worship, the Hull Alpine George Bush Garden Gnome:
Bush Gnome

Some lucky bidder snagged this on ebay for a mere $35.

And, I'm afraid you've also missed out on the "Blinking Peeping Santa":
Peeping Santa

I realize this doesn't technically have anything to do with our President, especially now that John Ashcroft has resigned, but it does say "Shrub" on the box. (thanks to Who Would Buy That? for discovering this gem)

Happy Official Beginning of the Holiday Season!

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