November 04, 2004

Douche or Turd?

So America chose The Big Turd Sandwich:
turd
over The Giant Douche:
douche
(be sure to click on the "artist's renderings")

Didn't the debates make it clear that The Big Turd Sandwich was just a piece of shit with all the works (lettuce, Top Gun flight suit, tomato, $400 tax rebates, cheese, Operation Iraqi Freedom, olive, The Clear Skies Initiative, bread, No Child Left Behind)? I guess it depends on your IQ:iq
Somehow this doesn't make me feel any better...

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