Eat Your Heart Out, Orson Welles*

172 College Students. One Take. Terrible Song.

(via The Daily What)

*

(Orson Welles' Touch of Evil, Opening Crane Shot)

Totally Cosmic, Man

You are gonna love this (and by "you" I mean you).

Or, as the Birthers would have it, a Kenyan*

Barack Obama's amazingly consistent smile from Eric Spiegelman on Vimeo.
From the Video's creator:

Ladies and gentlemen, your President is a robot. Or a wax sculpture. Maybe a cardboard cutout. All I know is no human being has a photo smile this amazingly consistent.

On Wednesday, the Obamas hosted a reception at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, during which they stood for 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries in town for the UN meeting. The President has exactly the same smile in every single shot. See for yourself — the pictures are up on the State Department’s flickr. And, of course, compressed into 20 seconds for your viewing pleasure

(h/t: The Daily What)

He never went to prison for corruption, but this should finally seal the deal and send him away for good:

Romanian Girl* Strips Kirk Cameron of His So-Called God-Given Liberties to be a Douche

*Actually, "ZOMGitsCriss" is not a girl. She's a "a shooting star leaping through the skies...a rocket ship on (her) way to Mars ...a satellite, (she is) out of control." Well, whatever she is, she certainly has a way with a vlog.

(h/t videogum)

It's Like The Previous 8 Years Never Happened For These Lunkheads

They apparently skipped high school as well.

Bacon is Good for Me! (the remix)

Here's the original in case you were under a rock when it first hit the internets:

8 Years

It's still hard to believe...

Public Option Now!

Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition

Douche (R - SC)

Click here and refresh, refresh, refresh for a gift that keeps on giving (it's also been giving to Wilson's Democratic challenger, Rob Miller)

From The People Who Brought You Alan! Alan! Alan!

Previously: Alan! Alan! Alan!

Petition to the President for the Public Option

Go here to sign.

"So many metaphors my brain is on fire"

These kids just keep getting better and better.

Psst: Pass it on...

"Be not selfish in your doings:
Pass it on. (Pass it on, children)
Help your brothers (help them) in their needs:
Pass it on."

- Bob Marley

Link to video.

Mind...Blown...Again

(via Robert Popper)

"(Fox News has) a toxic asset. They can either clean it up or get rid of it."

UPS drops it's advertising on not only the Glenn Beck Hatefest but on all of Fox News. Thank them at customer.service@ups.com.

(h/t freakgirl)

Krup Hearts Barney Frank

Frank to Health Care Reform protester: "On what planet do you spend most of your time?"

Not All Twitterers Are Twits

The IT Crowd creator twits to "help stop rightwingers in the US slagging off the NHS":

The campaign has drawn acknowledgement from Gordon Brown, who tweeted that the "NHS often makes the difference between pain and comfort, despair and hope, life and death", his wife Sarah Brown, and a host of comedians including Stephen Fry and Dara O'Briain.

But the most heartwarming messages of support - posted with the #welovetheNHS hashtag that allows the website to group the posts together - have come from members of the general public.

Bigtitch wrote: "Neighbour - got cancer - radiotherapy, home visits, nurses, dietitians, physios - 3 years later still alive and not bankrupt" while Harriet Crosse posted: "Scary operation in middle of dissertation year at uni. Away from home/family. Nurses amazing. So kind. I’ll never forget". Yorkshire Len’s experience of the service was simply: "Time from mother being diagnosed with breast cancer to successful removal of tumour - 5 days."

Definitely delightful Graham. Well done.

A Great Lost Stones Classic

(via WFMU's Beware of the Blog)

I'm in tears