April 13, 2006

This Is Your Brain On Drugs


ak47
"I voted for Bush, and I don't have anything to disapprove of...I think the results of what is happening [in Iraq] is disappointing, but it doesn't have to do with the President...I just think he underestimated where we were going."
- Dennis Hopper, with his 5th wife Victoria at New York's Soho House

April 12, 2006

At Least No One Was Shot In The Face





"Greeted with a loud chorus of 'boos' and some cheers, Vice President Dick Cheney threw out the ceremonial first pitch at the Washington Nationals' Major League Baseball home opener on Tuesday."






Feel the love: Watch and listen here.

He Said It, Not Me


From Reuters:
A British Air Force doctor on trial for refusing to go to Iraq because he thought the war was illegal said on Wednesday he believed the United States was the moral equivalent of Nazi Germany.

Australian-born Flight Lieutenant Malcolm Kendall-Smith could face an unlimited jail sentence for disobeying an order to go to Iraq last year and four orders to prepare for his deployment, in the first British case of its kind.

"As early as 2004 I regarded the United States to be on a par with Nazi Germany as regards its activities in the Gulf," he told the court.

Prosecutor David Perry asked: "Are you saying the U.S. is the moral equivalent of the Third Reich?" to which Kendall-Smith replied "That's correct."

No! Really?


From Reuters:
US shelved evidence discounting Iraq's WMD: report
The Bush administration publicly asserted that two trailers captured by U.S. troops in Iraq in May 2003 were mobile "biological laboratories" even after U.S. intelligence officials had evidence that it was not true, The Washington Post reported on Wednesday.

On May 29, 2003, President George W. Bush hailed the capture of the trailers, declaring "We have found the weapons of mass destruction."

But a Pentagon-sponsored fact-finding mission had already concluded that the trailers had nothing to do with biological weapons, the Post reported, citing government officials and weapons experts who participated in the secret mission or had direct knowledge of it.

The Post said the group's unanimous findings had been sent to the Pentagon in a field report, two days before the president's statement.

Bush cited the threat posed by weapons of mass destruction as the prime justification for invading Iraq. No such weapons ever were found.
You don't think the President or anyone else in his administration LIED to us, do you?

April 11, 2006

It's Got A Good Beat And You Can Impeach To It


DJ Green Lantern's Impeach the President. Evil? Not really. Genius? Not quite. Irresponsible? Parts of it, perhaps. Worth a spin? Most Definitely (can we say "most definitely" or will we anger De La Soul?):


Green Lantern
(Click to play; NotSafeForWork)

(Thanks to reader D'miskis for the tip)

These Ain't Your Father's (?) Ken Dolls


Presenting Callum Hickey's Incredible Singing Dolls performing Motorhead's Ace of Spades in Edinburgh, Scotland:


Dolls
(Click to watch)

(Video courtesy of WFMU's Beware of the Blog)

April 10, 2006

I Could Use A Smile. How 'bout You?



Skateboard Dog

Talking Dog


Click pics to download "movies" (Windows Media files)

What She Said


Alisa Valdes-Rodriguez (by way of James Wolcott):
"New polls show that Americans, awash in anti-immigrant propaganda the last few weeks, have suddenly decided (thanks to CNN and most other irresponsible media outlets) to blame this nation's economic problems on...you ready for this? Illegal immigrants. That's right. I saw this coming. Propaganda 101.

If you had any doubt what this faux-debate on illegal immigration has been about, or who has orchestrated it, this poll tells you all you need to know. The Big Brown Alien Frenzy was created by right-wing think-tanks who have studied the strategies of dictators throughout time. They are purposefully and incorrectly using Latinos - and they have convinced the public that we are ALL illegal immigrants, even though 60 percent of us were born here and the majority of the other 40 percent are legal - as scapegoats and distractionary hate-targets so that no one pays attention to the real reason for our nation's economic destruction: George W. Bush and his idiotic fiscal policies."

April 08, 2006

Oh God, We're All Gonna Die!


Fantasy (courtesy of actor Slim Pickens as Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong, in director Stanley Kubrick's Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb):

Slim
"Well, boys, I reckon this is it - nuclear combat toe to toe with the Roosskies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about nuclear combat. I want you to remember one thing, the folks back home is a-countin' on you and by golly, we ain't about to let 'em down. I tell you something else, if this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be, I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over with. That goes for ever' last one of you regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now let's get this thing on the hump - we got some flyin' to do."
Reality (courtesy of Seymour Hersh, in The New Yorker):
The Bush Administration, while publicly advocating diplomacy in order to stop Iran from pursuing a nuclear weapon, has increased clandestine activities inside Iran and intensified planning for a possible major air attack. Current and former American military and intelligence officials said that Air Force planning groups are drawing up lists of targets, and teams of American combat troops have been ordered into Iran, under cover, to collect targeting data and to establish contact with anti-government ethnic-minority groups. The officials say that President Bush is determined to deny the Iranian regime the opportunity to begin a pilot program, planned for this spring, to enrich uranium...

There is a growing conviction among members of the United States military, and in the international community, that President Bush’s ultimate goal in the nuclear confrontation with Iran is regime change. Iran’s President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has challenged the reality of the Holocaust and said that Israel must be “wiped off the map.” Bush and others in the White House view him as a potential Adolf Hitler, a former senior intelligence official said. “That’s the name they’re using. They say, ‘Will Iran get a strategic weapon and threaten another world war?’ ”

A government consultant with close ties to the civilian leadership in the Pentagon said that Bush was “absolutely convinced that Iran is going to get the bomb” if it is not stopped. He said that the President believes that he must do “what no Democrat or Republican, if elected in the future, would have the courage to do,” and “that saving Iran is going to be his legacy.”

One former defense official, who still deals with sensitive issues for the Bush Administration, told me that the military planning was premised on a belief that “a sustained bombing campaign in Iran will humiliate the religious leadership and lead the public to rise up and overthrow the government.” He added, “I was shocked when I heard it, and asked myself, ‘What are they smoking?’ ”...

In recent weeks, the President has quietly initiated a series of talks on plans for Iran with a few key senators and members of Congress, including at least one Democrat. A senior member of the House Appropriations Committee, who did not take part in the meetings but has discussed their content with his colleagues, told me that there had been “no formal briefings,” because “they’re reluctant to brief the minority. They’re doing the Senate, somewhat selectively.”

The House member said that no one in the meetings “is really objecting” to the talk of war. “The people they’re briefing are the same ones who led the charge on Iraq. At most, questions are raised: How are you going to hit all the sites at once? How are you going to get deep enough?” (Iran is building facilities underground.) “There’s no pressure from Congress” not to take military action, the House member added. “The only political pressure is from the guys who want to do it.” Speaking of President Bush, the House member said, “The most worrisome thing is that this guy has a messianic vision.”...

One of the military’s initial option plans, as presented to the White House by the Pentagon this winter, calls for the use of a bunker-buster tactical nuclear weapon, such as the B61-11, against underground nuclear sites. One target is Iran’s main centrifuge plant, at Natanz, nearly two hundred miles south of Tehran. Natanz, which is no longer under I.A.E.A. safeguards, reportedly has underground floor space to hold fifty thousand centrifuges, and laboratories and workspaces buried approximately seventy-five feet beneath the surface. That number of centrifuges could provide enough enriched uranium for about twenty nuclear warheads a year. (Iran has acknowledged that it initially kept the existence of its enrichment program hidden from I.A.E.A. inspectors, but claims that none of its current activity is barred by the Non-Proliferation Treaty.) The elimination of Natanz would be a major setback for Iran’s nuclear ambitions, but the conventional weapons in the American arsenal could not insure the destruction of facilities under seventy-five feet of earth and rock, especially if they are reinforced with concrete...

The attention given to the nuclear option has created serious misgivings inside the offices of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, he added, and some officers have talked about resigning. Late this winter, the Joint Chiefs of Staff sought to remove the nuclear option from the evolving war plans for Iran—without success, the former intelligence official said. “The White House said, ‘Why are you challenging this? The option came from you.’ ”

The Pentagon adviser on the war on terror confirmed that some in the Administration were looking seriously at this option, which he linked to a resurgence of interest in tactical nuclear weapons among Pentagon civilians and in policy circles. He called it “a juggernaut that has to be stopped.” He also confirmed that some senior officers and officials were considering resigning over the issue. “There are very strong sentiments within the military against brandishing nuclear weapons against other countries,” the adviser told me. “This goes to high levels.” The matter may soon reach a decisive point, he said, because the Joint Chiefs had agreed to give President Bush a formal recommendation stating that they are strongly opposed to considering the nuclear option for Iran. “The internal debate on this has hardened in recent weeks,” the adviser said. “And, if senior Pentagon officers express their opposition to the use of offensive nuclear weapons, then it will never happen.”

The adviser added, however, that the idea of using tactical nuclear weapons in such situations has gained support from the Defense Science Board, an advisory panel whose members are selected by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. “They’re telling the Pentagon that we can build the B61 with more blast and less radiation,” he said...

The Pentagon adviser questioned the value of air strikes. “The Iranians have distributed their nuclear activity very well, and we have no clue where some of the key stuff is. It could even be out of the country,” he said. He warned, as did many others, that bombing Iran could provoke “a chain reaction” of attacks on American facilities and citizens throughout the world: “What will 1.2 billion Muslims think the day we attack Iran?”
Or perhaps I'm confusing the whole fantasy/reality thing.

April 07, 2006

"I Did Not Have Sex With That Leaker"



Leaky
(Click to watch your President lie his ass off)

Of course, the press will chicken out and not make a huge deal out of the fact that Bush authorized Scooter Libby to leak intelligence information. It just ain't salacious enough for our "liberal" media...

Protestor

(thanks to reader "soph" for the protester pic)

Titanic: The Sequel!


Someone named Mr. Derek Johnson is very talented. And he obviously has a lot of free time on his hands (I could barely stand to sit through James Cameron's Titantic; how could anyone watch the rest of the unfathomably overrated Leonardo DiCaprio's oeuvre, let alone spend countless hours editing bits and pieces of it together?)

And You Thought "Brokeback Mountain" Was Controverisal


For You
(Click to watch, listen & DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!)


"For You" by Freddie Bell and Roberta Linn. Just one of the many gems to be found at my new favorite blog, Bedazzled.

THE TRANSISTOR WIDOW (No. 014)


Untitled
Untitled, Will McRobb (2006)

Way Cool


Missing Link?(A model of Tiktaalik roseae, a fish in transition to becoming a land animal.)
Scientists have discovered fossils of a 375-million-year-old fish, a large scaly creature not seen before, that they say is a long-sought missing link in the evolution of some fishes from water to a life walking on four limbs on land.
What do we tell the kids?!?!

This Pretty Much Sums It Up:

"The fact that the president was willing to reveal classified information for political gain and put the interests of his political party ahead of America's security shows that he can no longer be trusted to keep America safe."
- Howard Dean

April 06, 2006

Someone's Having A Bad Week...


...and it ain't me (I've just been busy):
- First President Smirky loses his "Hammer"

delay hi 5
(Trust us Tom, we're a lot more psyched than you are)

- Then there's this disgusting embarrassment over in Homeland Security

Homeland Jerk
(Feelin' secure yet?)

- Fox News releases a poll that has the Preznit at a mere 36% approval rating

Op
(Sorry George, but goofy photo ops aren't going to save your ass. Besides, don't you have a war on terra to fight?)

- We've just found out today that Scooter was authorized by both Bush and Cheney "to launch a counterattack of leaks against administration critics on Iraq by feeding intelligence information to reporters"

Scooter
(Payback time?)

- And to top things off, Bush (doing his best Phil Donahue impersonation) had to defend himself against citizen Harry Taylor who told Georgie:
“I feel like despite your rhetoric, that compassion and common sense have been left far behind during your administration and I would hope from time to time that you have the humility and the grace to be ashamed of yourself.”
You can watch the fun by clicking on the pic below:


Smug

April 04, 2006

America's Role Model


Jack Abramoff on Tom Delay:
"Tom Delay is who all of us want to be when we grow up."

Overheard at Shea


Plate
"Piazza would've dropped that ball."
Yes, you gotta love Mets fans. So loyal. So knowledgable.

You see, the Mets new catcher, Paul Lo Duca, had just caught a bullet from shortstop Jose Reyes to tag Alfonso Soriano at the plate, more or less deciding the fate of the game. The only problem?

Plate

Lo Duca dropped the ball. Fortunately the ump had some unfortunate Lasik surgery or something and called Soriano out. And, I must admit, it was a truly electric moment at Shea. So, I'll take the win. Especially since it put Tom Glavine one more game closer to winning 300 (he's only got 24 to go) and because it puts the Mets one win away from making my bold prediction come true.

To watch the controversial play at the plate, go here.

"Yes, I Do."


- President McChimpy, answering a question on 12/14/05 about whether he believed Tom DeLay was innocent of money laundering and conspiracy charges.
You don't think the President had "bad intelligence" do you?

"After many weeks of personal, prayerful thinking and analysis, I have come to the conclusion that it is time to close this public service chapter of my life," Mr. DeLay said in a videotaped statement that was broadcast on television networks this morning. He added that the time had come to open "new chapters" and to "engage in the important cultural and political battles of our day from outside the arena of the United States House of Representatives.

It's gonna be hard to engage in those battles from inside the big house. I'm thinking he should spend at least 5 years in the human equivalent of a place like this:

April 03, 2006

More Hob-Nobbing With The Hobblers


GYWO
(Click for more "Get Your War On")

But seriously, how well is the reconstruction of Iraq going?
A reconstruction contract for the building of 142 primary health centers across Iraq has run out of money, after two years and roughly $200 million, with no more than 20 clinics now expected to be completed, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers says...
Take it away TBogg:

Misery
They went from 300 to 142 and now 20 clinics to be completed and still managed to negotiate a settlement. I can already hear the wingnuts crowing, "Yeah. But what about the twenty they got built? We never hear about those. Only the 280 that didn't get built."
Sigh.