November 28, 2009

 

A Much-Needed Palate Cleanser (after the previous post)




You have no idea how central Mahna Mahna was to my childhood:


 

This Looks Like A Job For Palin Man


Palin Card
(h/t: Dependable Renegade)

And, speaking of Palin & Porn:


November 26, 2009

 

Happy Turkey Day!



November 24, 2009

 

It Gets Worse


Ladies and Gentlemen, Palin Man:


 

Sarah Palin: The Candidate for "Realness"


Take a good look America...at America:


November 19, 2009

 

Jon Stewart: "There's a fear out there that seems irrational." Lou Dobbs: "What can I say? I'm a douchebag." (Editor's Note: I'm paraphrasing)


Worth watching for the Mariachi band intro alone:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 1
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The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 2
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Daily Show
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Political HumorHealth Care Crisis


The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Exclusive - Lou Dobbs Extended Interview Pt. 3
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Daily Show
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(At least Dobbs puts some blame at the feet of the Bush Administration. But he's still a total douche.)

November 18, 2009

 

Kids: Don't Do, Um, Drugs


The greatest baseball story ever:



(Thanks Elaine!)

 

Can I Have A Baby Otter? Can I, Can I, Pleeeeeeeease?!?!?




(via The Daily What)

November 12, 2009

 

Wow, Get A Load Of The New Hairdo


Is it supposed to make her seem smarter? 'cause it ain't working:






November 11, 2009

 

Donate to the National Coalition for Homeless Veterans


There are approximately 131,000 homeless veterans in the United States.



Go here to donate.

November 09, 2009

 

I Can't Believe I Wasn't There


First Bruce does all of "The Wild, The Innocent & The E Street Shuffle" and then he fucking brings out a newly-slimmed down Elvis Costello to perform Jackie Wilson's "Higher & Higher":



We saw Elvis this summer and I swear he was twice as big. Hope he's not sick.

November 08, 2009

 

Everything You Need To Know About Elmer Fudd's Joe Lieberman's Threat To Filibuster The Health Care Reform Bill:

The Lieberman family's financial ties to the health industry are no secret, yet their full extent remains unknown. During her husband's 2006 reelection campaign, Hadassah Lieberman's employment as a "senior counselor" to Hill & Knowlton, one of the world’s biggest lobbying firms, briefly erupted as an issue, especially because the clients she served were in the controversial pharmaceutical and insurance sectors. Exactly what she did for those clients has never been disclosed.
Yet the putz who used to call himself a Democrat said today on Fox News (where else?), "If the public option plan is in there, as a matter of conscience, I will not allow this bill to come to a final vote."



A "matter of conscience" or a matter of his family's bank account?

Connecticut has to dump this guy, pronto. Sadly, this cannot happen until the asshole is up for reelection in 2012. You can sign a pledge to work to defeat Lieberboy here.

 

Stupak is as Stupak Does



("Excuse me ladies, can I control your uterus?")

By now, you've probably heard that a certain little Health Care bill passed in the House. And that its passing was reportedly enabled by a ginormous amendment written by one Bart Stupak (D-Mich) that basically tells women who need an abortion to go fuck themselves. Yet still, a whole bunch of Democrats voted against the final bill, the majority of which represent previously Republican districts and are up for reelection in 2010. So, in reality, the Democrats simply caved to the right, weakened the bill and still couldn't convince 39 Democrats to vote in favor of the bill (to be fair, one of those Democrats was Dennis Kucinich who voted against the bill because it favors insurance companies too much).

TBogg has suggested a way to tell the 64 Democrats who voted for the Stupak amendment the same thing they told the women of the United States: Go Fuck Yourselves. Go here to donate to Planned Parenthood in Stupak's honor (or in honor of one of these Congressman) and make sure you fill out the section that sends acknowledgments to their offices. Here's Stupak's address:
Congressman Bart Stupak
2268 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
You can look up the other addresses here.

November 06, 2009

 

Glenn Beck: Still Not Dead


Jon Stewart fills the gap while Beck's in the hospital:

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
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November 05, 2009

 

Oh, Those Wacky Teabaggers


Seen at today's Health Care protest in Washington:



I always figured AARP to be a Nazi front...

 

Normally, I'm Against Dressing Up Any Animals Except for Monkeys...

(I loved Lancelot Link: Secret Chimp*)

But check out this fucking dog video:




*


 

The Party of No


Watch a typical Republicant lie his ass off while waving a copy of the Constitution:


 

Balls of Steel


Rep. Alan Grayson (D-Fla.) took to the floor Wednesday night to read the names of those who had died from lack of health insurance in Republican districts..."Is it really asking too much of us that we keep people alive?" Of course, Republicants tried to shut him up:




For more, go to Congressman Grayson's website, Names of the Dead.

November 04, 2009

 

David Rees' 10 Jokes about Joe Lieberman

#3: Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Joe Lieberman.
Get off my doorstep, you asshole.
For the rest, go here.

 

Go Straight To Hell Boy




Any tragic car accidents today?

November 03, 2009

 

What? You Think This Is In Bad Taste?



Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck

Sorry, but the man responsible for the following deserves nothing but bad taste:


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