September 30, 2009
Eat Your Heart Out, Orson Welles*
172 College Students. One Take. Terrible Song.
(via The Daily What)
(Orson Welles' Touch of Evil, Opening Crane Shot)
The Zach Galifianakis* of the House
September 25, 2009
Totally Cosmic, Man
You are gonna love this (and by "you" I mean you).
Or, as the Birthers would have it, a Kenyan*
Ladies and gentlemen, your President is a robot. Or a wax sculpture. Maybe a cardboard cutout. All I know is no human being has a photo smile this amazingly consistent.(h/t: The Daily What)
On Wednesday, the Obamas hosted a reception at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, during which they stood for 130 photographs with visiting foreign dignitaries in town for the UN meeting. The President has exactly the same smile in every single shot. See for yourself — the pictures are up on the State Department’s flickr. And, of course, compressed into 20 seconds for your viewing pleasure
Oh No He Didn't
Oh, fuck yeah, he did:
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September 23, 2009
He never went to prison for corruption, but this should finally seal the deal and send him away for good:
September 22, 2009
Romanian Girl* Strips Kirk Cameron of His So-Called God-Given Liberties to be a Douche
*Actually, "ZOMGitsCriss" is not a girl. She's a "a shooting star leaping through the skies...a rocket ship on (her) way to Mars ...a satellite, (she is) out of control." Well, whatever she is, she certainly has a way with a vlog.
"Why is Obama trying to reform health care when insurance companies are doing just fine making billions of dollars in profit?"
September 21, 2009
It's Like The Previous 8 Years Never Happened For These Lunkheads
They apparently skipped high school as well.
September 19, 2009
The grossest story (perhaps evah) hilariously auto-tuned for your, um, pleasure:
NSFW and could be damaging to your brain.
September 15, 2009
Bacon is Good for Me! (the remix)
Here's the original in case you were under a rock when it first hit the internets:
September 13, 2009
Evry Pickture Tels A Storey
A sign from yesterday's teabagger rally.
And then there are these gems:
September 11, 2009
September 10, 2009
Public Option Now!
Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition
Douche (R - SC)
Click here and refresh, refresh, refresh for a gift that keeps on giving (it's also been giving to Wilson's Democratic challenger, Rob Miller)
September 07, 2009
From The People Who Brought You Alan! Alan! Alan!
Previously: Alan! Alan! Alan!
September 04, 2009
Petition to the President for the Public Option
Go here to sign.
Hitler: Drama Queen
For a ridiculous amount of context, go here.
September 03, 2009
"So many metaphors my brain is on fire"
These kids just keep getting better and better.
September 01, 2009
Ah, Internets, You Know No Bounds
And we are grateful:
(For context, watch the original)