May 25, 2009

 
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I'm back but store hours will probably be extremely limited due to work, life, stuff and junk. In addition, after a solid week without looking at a single blog I'm enjoying the lack of noise bouncing around my tiny brain so I'm going to try and ease off my usual blog obsessions. You may be on your own...

In the meantime, while chowing down on burgers and franks today, remember that our country is still in the midst of a couple of wars and so far we've lost 4300 U.S. soldiers in Iraq and 687 in Afghanistan. Or, to paraphrase a friend's Facebook update, if you see a soldier on the street, buy him or her a fucking beer.

May 15, 2009

 

Gone Fishin' Drinkin'


Closed

You kids behave. Back on the 25th.

 

Milton Greene Needs A Kidney




And Krup Hearts Cyndi Lauper.

More on the song, including a free download of the instrumental version (?), can be found here.

May 13, 2009

 

Brill


Bambi meets Extras:



Here's the original scene in case you've never seen it:



Slightly NSFW.

(h/t videogum)

 

I Really Do Hope The Children Are Our Future...


because some of our older college students are a bunch of dumbasses:

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"It May Sound Crazy..."


Question: Why are these "puffy white" people so threatened by gay marriage?



Answer: Because they don't want to have sex with a turtle.

And on a related note:


 

He May Be Insane But (Sometimes) He Knows What He's Talking About


Jesse Ventura on waterboarding:

"It's drowning. It gives you the complete sensation that you are drowning. It is no good, because you -- I'll put it to you this way, you give me a water board, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate murders...

I don't have a lot of respect for Dick Cheney. Here's a guy who got five deferments from the Vietnam War. Clearly, he's a coward. He wouldn't go when it was his time to go. And now he is a chicken hawk. Now he is this big tough guy who wants this hardcore policy. And he's the guy that sanctioned all this torture by calling it enhanced interrogation."
And, on a related note:

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May 11, 2009

 

How to Freak the Crap Out of an Unsolicited Phone Caller




Promise fulfilled: NSFW.

(via Why, That's Delightful!)

 

The Funniest 3 Minutes of Last Weekend's SNL




Actually the only funny 3 minutes of last weekend's SNL.

 

What's Not To Love?






That's some damn good material. Let's hope it's not the case that he hires better comedy writers than he does economists.

May 08, 2009

 

Dijongate!


The wingnuts are truly losing it:


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(Click for the insanity)

 

Save Your Money



May 07, 2009

 

See, That's What I'm F_cking Talking About




Play this real loud at work. Or in front of your kids.

(thanks Dave! 3-in-a-row...)

May 06, 2009

 

Republican Ass Clowns



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via Boing Boing

May 05, 2009

 

It's Just A Fucking Word, People!


via Boing Boing:

In Lincoln Park, Calif. Michigan, a 17-year-old called 911 when her father (recovering at home from brain surgery) had a seizure. Her first call didn't go through, so the panicked girl hung up and tried again. While the phone was still ringing, the girl said "what the fuck." Apparently 911 calls are recorded even while the phone is ringing, so the police officer heard her say it. When the officer answered the call, he was only interested in the fact that the girl said "fuck" and wouldn't help the girl. Instead, he swears at her and hangs up.

After the girl places several more calls to 911 trying to explain that her father was about to die, the officer finally called the fire department with a fabricated version of what happened.

Eventually, the girl gets arrested and jailed by the police for a crime that isn't on the books.
My wife and I had someone doing work for us who, because of his religion, didn't curse. Instead, whenever anything went wrong, he would yell out "mother pus-bucket." Sorry, but that's waaaaaaaaay more offensive than the "correct" term (even if it is from Ghostbusters).

May 03, 2009

 

If You Have More Than A Seventh Grade Education, This Should Make Your Ears Bleed


Remember, I said should:


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